“My life is my Art. So dont think I don’t have a life. I do not have a life that you can understand.”
- Me

“Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.”
- George Carlin

“Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.”
- George Carlin

“Everything in world that can go wrong, WILL go wrong.”
- Murphy’s Law

“To see the world in a grain of sand, and heaven in wild flower – Hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in an hour.”
- William Blake

“In life there are a lot of moments that make it worth living. But the thing about moments is that they pass, and lurking just around they corner is a cruel unshaven bastard named reality.”
- Ted, HIMYM

“Get hold of life by the crack and lick the crap out of it!”
- Marshall, HIMYM

“Bazinga!”
- Sheldon Cooper, Big Bang Theory

“The most merciful thing in the world is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.”
- H. P. Lovecraft


“There is no good, no bad – Only decisions and consequences.”
- Kane and Lynch, Dead Men

“Good? Bad? I’m the guy with the gun!”
- Bruce Campbell a.k.a. Ash Williams, “Hardware”

“To be, or not to be? Not to be.”
- Arnold Schwartzenegger

“I used to do drugs. I still do, I used to too!”
- George Carlin

“It was a bit loud.”
- Captain Understatement on the Big Bang

“Apparently women don’t enjoy it all that much?”
- Captain Understatement on Rape

“In two years time, it will be two years in the future.”
- Captain Obvious on the future

“If at first you don’t succeed, you fail.”
- Captain Obvious on success and failure

“I knew you were going to say that.”
- Captain Omnipotent on EVERYTHING!!!

“Make a rock you cannot lift and lift it. By just saying that, do you even have omnipotence anymore?”
- Captain paradox on omnipotence

“Yes, I’m being sarcastic…”
- Captain Sarcasm on paradoxes